Revelation 2010

Now I’ve only just scratched the surface here of things we can look forward to, but I know that you’ll all come up with your own wonderful ideas for our new “era”. So here for your enjoyment and comfort, I present my view of the coming year;

It’s the New Year and we can all relax. With the New Year comes the hope and faith that all will be right with the world. Obama will prove to be the actual messiah and save humanity from the evils of capitalism, freedom, self determination and all the other woes that currently befall mankind.

Our elected officials will renounce pork, (as we evolve into a more Muslim Centric nation) and sweep away the centuries of backroom deals, pandering to special interests and flim-flamming the American people. They will concentrate on projects that will reduce spending, deficits and the homeless while strengthening the dollar and lowering taxes on all levels of endeavor.

Iran will get their nuclear facilities online and create a huge power grid throughout the Mideast that will provide power light and water to formerly arid areas of the region. They will supply Israel with huge quantities of Nuclear power to reduce Israel’s dependence on imported oil.

U.S. Corporations will end the practice of “Outsourcing” and begin a program of rebuilding the infrastructure of American Manufacturing in large part due to Obama’s embracing of tax relief for Big Business. Being controlled wholly by the government, they will no longer be able to make ‘mistakes’.

Universities will begin to teach history without any revisionist addition, science courses will be based on science rather than political views, economist’s will focus on the true driving forces in the marketplace and Campus’ will encourage differing political views and speech in the halls of academia.

CORE and the NAACP will embrace and absorb the Aryan Nation and the Skinheads and a new era in race relations will come to pass. Al Sharpton and Jessie Jackson will Star on Broadway in a revival of “Raisin in the Sun” opening to rave reviews.

Global warming will be solved in mid 2010 buy the discovery that by allowing Al Gore to INCREASE his carbon footprint exponentially, his energy usage will have a “reverse effect” on the climate and bring energy and climate into line. American families will only have to pay 57% of their income to Mr. Gore in order for him to maintain his helpful lifestyle. THIS IS NOT A TAX! It is simply our OBLIGATION to our planet to keep things running smoothly.

George Bush will be tried as a war criminal in Baghdad and found guilty as homage to Ted Kennedy’s memory. All references to him in school books will expose him for the very bad man that he was.

A statue of Ted Kennedy will be erected in Washington, paid for by the funds obtained from the fines paid by the family of Mary Jo Kopechne for having such a weak lung’d daughter.

Religion will be abolished as it interferes too much with Messiah Obama’s world view. All religion save for Islam will no longer be tolerated as it is antithetical to the sensibilities of Islamic thinking. The United States will NOT embarrass itself by allowing Islam or and feature of it to be made uncomfortable.

As we are now living in a safe and secure society, all privately owned firearms will of necessity, be turned in to the appropriate Governmental agency, something along the lines of the “National Social Democratic Party” or NSDP for short.(Not to be confused with the NSDP – Nevada State Democratic Party….seriously, Google it). The excuse that firearms are needed for hunting and protection will fall on deaf ears because under Messiah Obama, all crime will have been eliminated through decriminalization and all food needs will be handled by the Bureau of Obesity.

The military will be defunded and all prior funding will be rechanneled to the Democrat Party in thanks for their part in bringing Messiah Obama to our attention. Police departments won’t have a whole lot to do because Messiah Obama will decriminalize any aberrant behavior that was formerly considered to be unlawful. By doing this, his spokespeople will be able to point to the plunging crime statistics.

Border security will be a thing of the past when Messiah Obama opens the northern and southern borders to all in a literal interpretation of the “bring me your tired and weak” inscription on the Statue of Liberty (now renamed the “Beckoning Obama Mother Figure”). In this way, we as a nation will have ‘matured’ and be worthy of “Global Citizenship”. Of course we will still have to pay reparations to all those cultures that we once oppressed and dominated by using our military to interfere in their internal ‘disagreements’ and using our Food relief programs to insinuate that our system was better than theirs.

Opponents of Messiah Obama will be gently re-educated to come to an understanding about diversity and to remove the racist leanings that caused them to fall on the wrong side of history and speak ill of a leader who only wants everyone to see things properly. They will pay for this education from their own earnings and by selling their possessions in order to appreciate how THEIR system of government led to such misery in the world. It’s only right and proper.

The UN will be the formulative body for all laws and disputes, but their power will of course, be subject to final approval by Messiah Obama.

What a GRAND WORLD IT WILL BE!

Get ready, cause it’s coming….

And you thought I could only be negative!